Good morning ladies and gentlemen,
Thank you for attending the press release of Vitamin C2 - Vit.Conficap.
Today, our company would like to present the latest making of Vitamin tablets that will boost consumer's level of confidence in all areas of their life.
Firstly, we would like to clarify that Vit.C2 are composed of minerals that are authorized by the government and Medical Act of 1971. It is a legalized product newly manufactured in our pharmaceutical market scene in 2011. Secondly, this product is patented by our company and henceforth holds all copyrights in the production of Vit.C2.
Enough said, let us present to you - *Claps!* "The Vit.C2!"
*A giant Mascot- an orange round tablet with two legs and two flapping hands strolls out*
Vit C2 is manufactured in a tight secured vacuum air container. It is produced by the hands of the Inventor. Only those who believed will gain the utmost effect of the vitamin. The ingredients of Vit.C2 consist of three main elements, which are faith, hope and love. Without doubt, these components are imperceptible in the eyes of agnostics also known as atheist.
In a nutshell, to consume Vit. C2 is simply an act of trust in the Inventor's product. Consumers may or may not gain the full effects of Vit.C2, depending on their notion of trust in this product.
Again, Vit.C2 is not for the faint-hearted nor the agnostics. It is fundamentally built for those who perceive change as a constant growth in their system in terms of physically, mentally, cognitively and spiritually.
With this, we would like to end the press release with a token of appreciation by giving out a hundred bottles to our welcome guests.
Thank you.
Disclaimer - article was written for non-conventional purposes.
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