Dear tooth fairy

Dear Tooth Fairy,

Today, my tooth came out at 0915am, while I was brushing my teeth. It was an ugly sight, when it came off from my gum. I showed it to Christmas, and he wanted to swallow it. Luckily, I stopped him before he got choke.

Now, I am left with one tooth as my front teeth. As I smile, there appear to be a great big seemingly endless black hole. As I drink, liquid spill from the hole. As I chew, bits of food spray out from it.

Tooth fairy, please provide me a grand solution for this ASAP. The fun-ness of the hole is beginning to wear off. I need you to fix my tooth back. What can I offer you to replace it?

Sincerely into your fairy-ness,
Ronald McDonald.



Dear Ronald,

It is a pleasure for me to know that at the age of 80, you still believe in me...

As for your poor tooth, it is beyond reparation. I took it and showed it to Fairy Godmother, she too saw it as a lost cause.

Indeed that tooth has served you for a good many years, close to 75 years. And I truly regret to inform you, that the tooth is no longer manufactured by our fairy kingdom.

However you shall not despair for long! We found a marvelous solution for your lost tooth!

In another 2 days, your new tooth will be delivered. It is made of ceramic, with white plaster as undercoat. The best part is, when you use it, it will bite off anything that comes into contact, except your own lips, tooth and tongue, which it is resistant to the touch of your own flesh.

We hope, that you will find it useful of service. As for the repayment, all you have to do is: give us your other tooth.

Cheers!
Tooth Fairy~