What do you do when you are stuck in a massive jam?
Stare at the cars around you and swear at them silently?
Sing-along with the music on? Or listen to some inspirational audio book?
What you should do is:
1. Check out the drivers around you. Evaluate the drivers and their cars.
2. If you are interested in them, smile and do some social networking :) Well, since both of you are stuck, so, you might as well scroll down your window and ask for his/her name card.
3. Get an in-build karaoke system in your car. Blast out the music and scream your lungs out!
4. Wave at the people on your right and left, pretend to be the Queen of England or the president of America. It's better to have a time of your life than getting high blood pressure, right?
5. Start counting how many cars you outdrive. And, wave goodbye at them. Put on a smirk, and you will have followers, just like twittering.
6. Stare at the mirror and do face massage by making different facial expressions.
7. I'm running out of ideas.
Note : Don't ever read magazines or newspaper while stuck in jam, because you will end up paying for the car in front of you, instead follow the advices given here.
I like this post. it's so fun commenting on my own post. I'll do this m ore often. In case, you the reader thinks that the author is nuts, I assure you that he/she's not. :)
ReplyDeletehaha! remember the madguy in ellan edgar poe's story? he said he wasn't made too!
ReplyDeleteListening to and audiobook!
and songs oh songs work too for me :)
*wasn't mad.
ReplyDeletemy editor will kill me for that spelling error.